Tomfoolery

Said if he didn’t put the spoon back he would call the manager. He replied what spoon? . . .

I want a bridge fifteen thousand pedes long and twelve hundred pedes wide—one that floats atop the Bay of Baiae on which I shall…

We rode for two days straight into the high country up where the commas stopped growing and there was nothing but scrub brush and rocks . . .

Read these self-help books and you won’t believe what will happen next!

And God said, “Let there be light.” Which surprised me, since I know God gets migraines too. And God said, “Let there be man…

Lazarus and Eurydice went out on a date in that bizarre world where shit that didn’t ever happen, happens . . .

Hey, are you hot? Are you cold? Do you want to become hot or cold? Do you desire the ability to switch freely between these two options? Are you the kind of person that believes there is more to life than just hot and cold?

Space is a great time. It’s a lot of fun being an astronaut out in it. I especially enjoy the space tether that allows…

The last panel of a six-part series.

  Émilie Gleason is a illustrator based in France. She would die for comics but still hopes to drive a semi-truck in North America in…